so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
(Source: renloras, via pitchblackglow)
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
(Source: nosdrinker, via wavecrasher)
- someone at the door: rings doorbell
- me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
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